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By allocomrade - 29/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML

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Deal or no deal?

By toughlove - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 17:12 - United States - California

Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML

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Secret

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

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Bridezilla

By NotBridezilla - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML

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Shadic 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:19

Looks like you need both a new friend and a girlfriend. Sorry, man.

englishmuffin 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:19

Why did she agree to marriage then. Goodness. FYL

Comments

Fml37 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:25

I'm guessing you invited your best friend to your wedding. He didn't dump your wife when she married someone else!? WTF?

sarah_berah 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 7:34

I kinda wonder about that too...

fmh123 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:27

this fml is pretty ****** up

AnneFTW 17

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:30

Oh wow :S That's horrible! How could she have kept up the affair for 10 whole years! I hope you two didn't have kids!

SarlaccBits 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:31

Wow, sorry to hear... but seriously – you didn’t suspect anything – 10 freaking years! Or 9 if you don’t want to count the pre-marriage year.

caffrinn 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:39

wow, your an ass.. it doesn't mean he's a dipshit, it means he trusted his wife and best friend and isn't a suspicious clingy asshole like a lot of men.