By allocomrade - 29/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
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Shadic 0

Looks like you need both a new friend and a girlfriend. Sorry, man.

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englishmuffin 0

Why did she agree to marriage then. Goodness. FYL

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aback 4

If you guys have kids, get them DNA tested before she gets awarded child support.

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kdaddy 0

what is it about extramarital sex that ruins a relationship?

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genius_man16 0

gee I wonder. It couldn't be because they vow to stay faithful or anything at the beginning

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xTrollz_OF_Lyfex 0

YDI for being fat enough your wife doesn't want you.

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xTrollz_OF_Lyfex 0

YDI for being fat enough your wife doesn't want you.

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gtfwdr 0

wow...they musta been really good liars to keep up a charade like that for 9-10 years....how could you not notice??...but still fyl...

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Anonymiz 4

I know it has been said before but, "slightly upset"?!?! From the look of that little qualifier I'd say that the two of you are better going separate ways.

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plexico 3

I love how you "appreciated the honesty." Put ten years of deceit against one verbal confession and that doesn't total up to honesty. You should have known something was up when you saw that your wife's pussy was shaped like your best friend's dick!

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Casualt1234 0

i was thinking the same thing as you. at least, the first part. the op kinda sounds like a pussy because he was "slightly upset" and appreciated her "honesty."

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ky_stone22 0

@65, i'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic. i'm not positive, but that's at least how it sounded to me. to the OP: sorry, man. that really sucks. i don't know how anyone can cheat. it's just really ****** up. again, sorry that your wife's a bitch.

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