By Username - 18/03/2010 08:21 - France

Spicy
Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML
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snakeonthesun 0

that's why she said she was horny! To get you in the mood. was that not enough?

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goonie85 0

"Um, you need to get me in the mood." Isn't that something a woman says? Pull out your tampon and **** that woman stupid.

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FYLDeep 25

2 weeks? You should have been ready to go.

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mezsed 0

She is probably going to cheat on you pretty soon

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MagnoliaFrog 0

that's what I was thinking. she was probably thinking about all the guys she wants to fck that would have jumped on the opportunity when they heard her say that instead of being a douchebag. saying she's horny shoulda been enough.

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loriaking18 0

I will do the exact same thing to m husban! it is a 2 way street lazy jerk!

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mousekiller 0

maybe u should do something for her jerk

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kenta_fml 0

all of you that are calling this guy a jerk are idiots, if you switched the gender roles you would all be calling this guy a pig. stop the sexism!

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gabirolon 1

he is a jerk because his wife was clearly giving him a green light but he wanted her to drive to! she probably wanted to feel wanted and loved instead of having to "get him in the mood" that's almost like an insult for a women cuz it means I don't turn u off enought just by saying I want u... guys r diff when it comes to that, u can c a Porno pic and get horny, women need to feel wanted... in which case the husband lost !!!

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myownenemy 0

I'm a guy and I need to feel wanted, **** doesn't turn me on at all. but then again I am asexual.

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lady_lindsey 0

u are asexual? u have sex with yourself? good job! it's called masturbation

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myownenemy 0

no. not asexual reproduction, genius. Asexuality is another orientation, attracted to neither gender, although love for a person can change that when it comes to them. some asexuals do have sex, which I plan to do one day, but after I'm married. about 1% of people are asexual.

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mysoubriquet 3

Uh-huh... yet it's the guys who explain away their doggish behaviour by saying "we're visual creatures, she offered sex, I couldn't help it" and making themseles out to be helpless when it comes to sex -- a convenient excuse that comes back to bite you because women take it very personally when we offer you sex and you turn us down.

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myownenemy 0

no. those are the douchebags that have no sense of responsibility. stop being a hyperfeminist please, I'm sick of those.

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gravityplanx 0

depends on what you wanted her to do... which you don't tell... I'm guessing it was something along the lines oa ******* / handjobob or some other activity that really only serves to get YOU off. SHE was horny. She wanted you to please HER. Thergotting in the mood, and then therbeeneing selfish. I think you were doing the latter.

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Cinn_fml 22

I agree with this entirely. This was basically her asking for the OP to 'pay attention' to her, and therefore in kind she'd be 'paying attention' to him as well, she'd have got him in the mood once they'd started. (put as many winks into thasentencece as you see fit)

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SeedlessMe 13

well you certainly lived up to your user name there, hush hahahahaa

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CallMeHush 0

OP, we asked your wife if she knew what her asshole did when she has an orgasim, she said he drinks beer with his buddies at the bar. You need to pay attention at home.

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djwax337 0

YDI for dropping the ball.. Our woman tells you she's horny, you need to handle up. 2 weeks? I'm sure somebody will take care of that for her too!

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