Love: Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also...

By you would - 04/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML

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By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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By Jeri - 12/02/2010 08:41 - United States

Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2023 06:00

Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML

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By GlennGuagmire - 23/10/2016 06:23 - Saudi Arabia - Ras Tanura

Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML

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By Chakkamofo - 01/02/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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By haphazard2007 - 02/01/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML

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By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2021 20:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, my wife quit her job, not wanting to go back to in person at her office, to be a stay-at-home mom. Tomorrow, for my birthday, I was going to tell her that I'm not in love with her, have found an apartment, and signed a 2-year lease. I can't afford the apartment, mortgage, and the kids' tuition. FML

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By I give up - 03/06/2022 02:00 - South Africa - Kimberley

Today, for the third day in a row, my wife is bitching about her terrible birthday. She had messages wishing her a happy birthday from her friends instead of actual calls. Also, she knew that my pay comes in the day after, and she agreed to go shopping with me, as opposed to a present on the day. She is 54, going on 7. FML

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Wednesday 4 March 2009 16:15

Tell her to keep the subscription as her wrinkled/dried up ass will have a tougher time finding someone who actually wants to hit that.... without a baseball bat that it.

z4opv14 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 16:13

Wow that sucks man, my condolences to you.

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ummokayso 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:59

in all fairness, if she had a good reason to divorce you then you shouldn't expect her to suddenly just drop all of that because it was the anniversary of the day you happened to leave your moms ******. but if she was just being a bitch then FYL.

username_17 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 22:19

today i saw a 39 year old man post on a forum meant for tweenies. FML. jk man, i feel ya pain.

Inyourendo 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 22:39

Wow, what a bitch dont worry about her (it), just be happy you dont have to spend any more time with that but it must have hit hard, sorry to hear man

slipkid 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:12

ouch. what a bitch. thats not cool at all. well i bet you'll find someone so much better than that.

the0ther 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:36

when i hear something like this i start to think that women are completely amoral creatures who delight in cruelty. sorry about the news. i'm in a similar spot myself, turned 34 today and got dumped about 3 or 4 days ago.

Vis4Vin 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:45

omg that is so sad!

itsasmallworld 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:50

I am suspicious of WHY she did this because women don't seek revenge without a semi-just cause. I still think it was tacky and if she was sincerely trying to console you with the subscription, she is just a D.A.B. and you are better off without her. So be happy.