By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 611
You deserved it 4 765

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Tell her you were planning on leaving her for someone with less stretch marks.

wheresmyfood 0

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balex_fml 0

it seems like your in a hairy situation.

FMLsOhilarious 6

You don't need her. She's shallow.

35, your a woman... right? my friend kept bugging me to ask and I kept telling her no but she insist.

Bald guys can be sexy! If you're shaving your head, however, just let it grow out.

MrsxBillxKaulitz 5

#1, you try too hard to make yourself seem cool. you don't need to try and make yourself seem like a total gamer chick. I play xbox about 7 hours everyday and I don't make it known to every person in the world. /rant