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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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By Nick - 20/03/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML

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By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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You deserved it 3 107

By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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Stewart Lee has let himself go

By Anonymous - 11/10/2021 14:00

Today, my wife informed me that she hates having sex with me, and only married me because I was dark, trim, and handsome, but now I'm just gray, fat, and soon to be single. FML

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You deserved it 140

Hair issues

By Blake - 26/08/2022 00:00

Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML

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By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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You deserved it 151

By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

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You deserved it 4 189

By Anonymous - 16/03/2019 16:00

Today, my wife, who knows I'm attracted to women with long hair just like 95% of men, instead of growing her hair long, said she is going to stop being friends with any women who have long hair because she doesn't want me to be attracted to them. FML

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Uncouth 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:34

Tell her you were planning on leaving her for someone with less stretch marks.

wheresmyfood 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:11

:O pull her hair out!

Comments

twistdintensi0ns 0

Monday 4 April 2011 8:16

WTF is bosley

taconinjabunnie 0

Monday 4 April 2011 9:39

haha u got diced for someone with more hair hahaha

denvan 0

Monday 4 April 2011 10:02

Time for a wig

WhyCantIDoRight 5

Monday 4 April 2011 22:51

What a bitch

mydgmax 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:01

what kind of hair?

missme101 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:12

wow ur kinda stupid

aleasucks 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:53

tell that bitch off. "I'm leaving for someone with bigger boobs". I'm leaving for someone better in bed. etc.

DriftingTaco 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 6:27

More hair where?

jjfml55555 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:50

Bosley...

Vagabond89 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 9:53

 lame ass excuse just loled

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