By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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Uncouth 0

Tell her you were planning on leaving her for someone with less stretch marks.

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wheresmyfood 0

:O pull her hair out!

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Pandattack 0

one word: Bosely

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Levini 0

carpet match the drapes? by any chance she didn't like the carpet and wanted the drapes

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RUSH777 0

Meh, not surprised. Maybe she's stuck in the 80s, like myself. I'd take Sebastian Bach hair over short hair any day! **** yeah!

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lulzcow 0

rogain that shit bitch. top or bottom whichever she wants more of.

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everyday_normal_ 0

op is a man, he shouldn't listen to that women.

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zSapphire15 0

Your wife is just harsh dude.. But ya know, companies make products for men (assuming you're a man) who have little or no hair.

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xzombiex 0

maybe she's leaving you for the girl with the story above yours about her shower turning cold and she was only able to half shave her crotch. lol

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