By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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Uncouth 0

Tell her you were planning on leaving her for someone with less stretch marks.

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wheresmyfood 0

:O pull her hair out!

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MuffyStJacques 0

Shave your head, go out to a club, and score some chicks. That'll show that bitch.

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sourgirl101 28

"Don't let the door hit you on the way out!"

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sourgirl101 28

"Don't let the door hit you on the way out!"

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sourgirl101 28

"Don't let the door hit you on the way out!"

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boobyhill 0

did your wife by any chance go to rex manning day?

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usmcFML4life 0

If she wanted you to have hair on your head so badly, she would've made a wig for you using all of your back hair.

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ilikeemsmall 4

You are better off without her. Anyone that is so worried about looks needs to find a match as shallow as she is. Justice would be for her to get dumped because of some physical flaw.

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