By ._. - 05/06/2013 00:08 - United Kingdom - Letchworth

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Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
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SammyS2012 21

Wow... that is beyond words... Try to remind her how nice sex can be? (obviously without rape)

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thewife5 19

Wow!!! I've been married 13 years and have sex at least 4 times a week. That is soooo wrong:/ FYL

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MrsReed 14

Lucky you, I've been married 2 years and I'm fortunate to get it twice a year :(

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prc_ 5

5 simple words: "I want divorce or sex!"

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MlleMC_fml 19

And here I am waiting until marriage to have sex!

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jemiller226 13

And what if this happens to you? Naïve...

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Emily062611 6

That's rather judgmental, don't you think? If it happens to them anyway, it really won't matter much if they had sex with that person beforehand. At least waiting "until" marriage implies it will happen after marriage.

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unixdude 9

Correct her with "oh, I didn't mean with you obviously"

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Xivion 19

Gee Idk sex isn't like ya know like one of the most important things in a married persons life or anything? Marriage is two people coming together and joining as one Idk anything that makes two people joining into one more than sex...

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Omniprism 14

An annulment maybe? Maybe she should see the doctor. Her libido might be low and she's just being cheeky to avoid the conversation. Sit her down and have a serious talk about what you expect from each other now that your married though maybe should have done do before hand.

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jarockstar27 10

I NEVER understood why jut because your married you wouldn't have sex.

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Rebekkah1993 10

Well if that don't wreck the moment, I don't know what does!

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DaBoogiemonsta 5

You could tell her that sex is meant for AFTER marriage and that it was once wrong to have it before.

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jemiller226 13

And then laugh and laugh, because that's a silly thing to say.

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MrsReed 14

Damn OP, I know exactly how you feel! Your wife might have hormonal problems like my husband making her not want sex...on the other hand, she might not realize just how important a healthy sexual relationship can be in a marriage. Sounds like you need to have a serious discussion with each other! Good luck.

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