By ._. - 05/06/2013 00:08 - United Kingdom - Letchworth

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Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
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SammyS2012 21

Wow... that is beyond words... Try to remind her how nice sex can be? (obviously without rape)

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someguy314159265 15

I never knew that this is what they meant by "sex before marriage"...

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toalysium 15

Tell her she's fired.

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sugarbaby9908 20

Surprise...butt sex! Lol

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WhiteCrimson 23

My father in law told me one day " take a coffee tin, every time you have sex from now on, put a piece of corn in, until your married. When you get married try and empty that tin before you die." moral of the story, after marriage, sex goes out the window.

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SquidInTheSky99 19

Marriage is the best and the only time to have sex though. Your wife is out of her mind.

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zzapwofaj 2

...And this is why you don't get married boys! Save your cash; the older you get, the more you earn and so the younger and hotter the p00n gets!!!

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kobykai 3

Ouch... Tell her its for the sake of our love perhaps?

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