By ._. - 05/06/2013 00:08 - United Kingdom - Letchworth

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Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
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SammyS2012 21

Wow... that is beyond words... Try to remind her how nice sex can be? (obviously without rape)

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fightingfu 5

Good thing your wife doesn't live in the Middle East. She'd be all backwards there

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hwayhwayhway 2

Although I think OP and their wife should have discussed their respective thoughts about sex well before they got married, I don't think OP's wife is a 'bad person' for saying she does not wanting sex and certainly doesn't deserve all this hate. If sex is so important that being told your spouse doesn't want it is 'soul-crushing', then you shouldn't be together. Sex isn't an end-all, and no one needs to have children just because they're married. That's an old-fashioned concept.

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drew12089 2

That's horse shit... And women wonder why men cheat

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talicaroxi 25

explain to me why then? its not always the way. my husband is the same as that guys wife. and is always to tired.

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azile0 4

"But honey, now that we're married, I don't need to take you on dates or do romantic things."

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ChuckNorris2 4

Yeah...if I was you, I'd utter the words "well if you only slept with me so we could get married, clearly there's no love or attraction here. So I guess it's divorce time." She'll either change her tune fast, or you can find better.

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AZdabest17 6

better come up with a pretty good reason.

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guci101 14

Looks like its time to find a mistress :/

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scice03 8

You poor, poor thing.. You need to nip this in the butt (pun intended) right away.

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