By ._. - 05/06/2013 00:08 - United Kingdom - Letchworth

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Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
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SammyS2012 21

Wow... that is beyond words... Try to remind her how nice sex can be? (obviously without rape)

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kemando 22

... Do women not like pleasure? I'm very confused by the whole "not wanting sex" thing.

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Shandra78 9

So exactly how incompetent and ignorant can a guy be about sex if his wife no longer wants to bother. This stuff can be learned, but only if both are willing. Good sex takes communication. Of course she could be one of the small percent of the population who is asexual. Meaning without any form of sexual desire, it's not all that unusual, just so unfashionable no one hears about it and can affect either men or women equally and is a lifelong condition.

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simsgirlgem 25

explain to her how sex is what is needed if you two want children

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myusername23 17

This is both an fyl because of what your wife said but also an ydi because you should've known what she was like before you married.

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sangria91_fml 5

I can understand why she wouldn't do it three times a day everyday, but to say that? Gosh I'm a woman and I would never say that! That's like, the best moments you can have!!

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kiswani_anas 4

**** I should have done it with the bridesmaid

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rhevenge 19

watch **** and ********** in bed every night no matter if she is in bed or not. if that doesn't change her mind tell her you want an open relationship on your end only cuz since we're married i need different women.

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avapaige1234 19

You probably need to boost your performance level, OP.

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