By ._. - 05/06/2013 00:08 - United Kingdom - Letchworth

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Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
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SammyS2012 21

Wow... that is beyond words... Try to remind her how nice sex can be? (obviously without rape)

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greggly123 6

Your response should be to utter the soul-crushing words "I want a divorce"...

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roflstomp716 19

I'm so sorry OP/:

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duckit 0

She deserves to be cheated on

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ileenefudge 29

Only those who cheat deserve to be cheated on back, and even then I still say nobody deserves that shit. If you are unhappy just leave! I know I said a big contradiction but still there is NO excuse for cheating. EVER!

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Bigfabthetruth52 22

I would've been like what the hell does she think a marriage consist of.

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Jpaul512 3

Get a divorce while u can

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blackonblight 32

You managed to get this far into your relationship without having a discussion on your expectations sexually as a couple? ...Ye gods I'm glad I'm ace.

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snegec 7

I'm sorry, but.. considering the text, I'd reckon you didn't get much before marriage. Did you expect the sex to increase afterwards? You're such a tool. But, just to get even, return her with something else. Like, "Can you fix this thing for me?" "But why, we're married, do it yourself, bitch."

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GryffinDarkBreed 3

Welp, you had a good run. Time to divorce that frigid bitch.

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SoCalMan 3

Another guy get the cold hard truth

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