Love: Today, my wife wanted me to take her to a new restaurant in town....

By wounded pride, intact cock - 17/01/2015 18:49 - United States

Today, my wife wanted me to take her to a new restaurant in town. When I looked it up and saw their prices, I almost had a heart attack. When I said it was too expensive, she snapped "Maybe you'd like to look up 'Lorena Bobbitt' next?!" We went to the restaurant. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By jgboy - 14/09/2014 15:32 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML

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By naughtytwinsisters - 25/02/2011 08:27 - Philippines

Today, our boss asked us out to lunch and told us to choose wherever we wanted to eat. Thinking that she’d be paying for it, we chose a pricey seafood restaurant. When we'd eaten, she told us that we could pay her back later. FML

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Family matters

By food critic - 22/12/2016 14:26 - Australia - Ryde

Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML

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Whatthefuckaburger

By r u kidding me? - 09/06/2020 20:00

Today, after my girlfriend continuously whined for hours about a specific burger place, I finally gave in and we drove nearly two hours to get there. Once in line, she looked at the menu, then decided everything had too many calories and wanted to go home. She doesn’t get why I’m pissed. FML

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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

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By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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Gutted

By G…… - 28/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend wanted to try a new "exotic" restaurant that just recently opened. I paid almost a hundred bucks for a bowl of oily meat sludge and a bunch of mushy vegetables, then got to shit my brains out all night. Exotic my ass. FML

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How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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juturnaamo 29

Sunday 18 January 2015 2:55

She recently died in s car accident. Some dick cut her off.

Shamandalie89 32

Sunday 18 January 2015 0:09

Some crazy bitch who chopped off her husband's penis.

Comments

annalily5 28

Monday 19 January 2015 2:13

If she's making threats to bully you into doing things you don't want to do, it's time to seriously consider a divorce and a restraining order.

Dcm210 19

Monday 19 January 2015 6:11

Divorce and run.

Tripitaka 21

Monday 19 January 2015 13:11

FYL... Why do you put up with that crap? Next time, tell her to look up Scott Peterson

ajs1987 15

Monday 19 January 2015 16:11

I can't tell you what you should do because every relationship is different, but I wouldn't put up with that if I were you. We wouldn't have gone to the restaurant, and I think I'd probably stay at a friend's house for a few days, at the very least. I might even leave her.

Caelophile 8

Monday 19 January 2015 21:18

Your wife sounds sexist.

ShenaniganNinja 20

Tuesday 20 January 2015 18:49

So your wife threatened to cut off your penis over something as trivial as an expensive restaurant? That sounds like a complete deal breaker to me. Okay, time to lawyer up and file a police report. But don't leave the house cause that could be considered abandonment and then you won't get any of it in a divorce preceding.

thewife5 19

Tuesday 20 January 2015 20:24

Sounds like you're scared to death of your wife.. That is not healthy. She shouldn't want to eat at a new restaurant that was out of your price range if she was a normal adult. You have issues buddy, good luck!