Love: Today, my wife wanted me to take her to a new restaurant in town....

By wounded pride, intact cock - 17/01/2015 18:49 - United States

Today, my wife wanted me to take her to a new restaurant in town. When I looked it up and saw their prices, I almost had a heart attack. When I said it was too expensive, she snapped "Maybe you'd like to look up 'Lorena Bobbitt' next?!" We went to the restaurant. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By jgboy - 14/09/2014 15:32 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML

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By naughtytwinsisters - 25/02/2011 08:27 - Philippines

Today, our boss asked us out to lunch and told us to choose wherever we wanted to eat. Thinking that she’d be paying for it, we chose a pricey seafood restaurant. When we'd eaten, she told us that we could pay her back later. FML

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Family matters

By food critic - 22/12/2016 14:26 - Australia - Ryde

Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML

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Whatthefuckaburger

By r u kidding me? - 09/06/2020 20:00

Today, after my girlfriend continuously whined for hours about a specific burger place, I finally gave in and we drove nearly two hours to get there. Once in line, she looked at the menu, then decided everything had too many calories and wanted to go home. She doesn’t get why I’m pissed. FML

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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

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By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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Gutted

By G…… - 28/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend wanted to try a new "exotic" restaurant that just recently opened. I paid almost a hundred bucks for a bowl of oily meat sludge and a bunch of mushy vegetables, then got to shit my brains out all night. Exotic my ass. FML

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How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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juturnaamo 29

Sunday 18 January 2015 2:55

She recently died in s car accident. Some dick cut her off.

Shamandalie89 32

Sunday 18 January 2015 0:09

Some crazy bitch who chopped off her husband's penis.

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Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 18 January 2015 8:41

"Maybe you'd like to look up Chris Brown next?"

mt631 18

Sunday 18 January 2015 8:47

OP you need to have a serious talk with your wife and definitely consider counseling. If the genders were reversed OP would probably have a police report on his hands.

Tannasgh 22

Sunday 18 January 2015 10:40

Whipped!

cmac86 23

Sunday 18 January 2015 10:50

I can hear the whip cracking from here. Good luck, man!

mister_icicle 17

Sunday 18 January 2015 11:34

Have her get the table then ditch. There's plenty of time to pack your bags while she's walking home. :-D

tinyalmeida 11

Sunday 18 January 2015 12:11

Don't be afraid of her! She sounds like an awful person, maybe you should talk to her about this behavior. If chooses to continue acting like that, it may be worth looking into divorce. Living with somebody who threatens you to get what they want is a form of abuse!

Vegetarian27 24

Sunday 18 January 2015 13:36

Well, don't be stingy then. Christ, it's one ******* meal.

holydevil420 10

Sunday 18 January 2015 15:49

boooooooooooo

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 18 January 2015 16:10

One meal at some restaurants costs a hell of a lot of money, especially for two people. Not everyone can afford things like that.

EnchantingCurse 0

Sunday 18 January 2015 13:45

Why is everyone giving him shit? He's not "whipped" for wanting to make her happy, but she sure seems to be acting like a bitch.

holydevil420 10

Sunday 18 January 2015 15:48

Take her then leave...she never said you had to stay.

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 18 January 2015 15:56

For those who didn't look it up or don't know, Lorena Bobbit was a woman who cut off her abusive husband's junk and threw it out her car window as she drove away. So OP's wife was threatening to cut his dick off just for not wanting to spend an outrageous amount of money on dinner. Because that's totally a rational reaction.