By poo4brains - 28/04/2012 04:42 - New Zealand - Christchurch

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Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML
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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

3) A Chinese burn (also referred to as an Indian burn or other burn related name depending on the locale) is the act of placing one's hands on a piece of someone's anatomy and twisting in opposite directions while applying pressure. It's usually done on the wrist of the aforementioned unlucky victim.

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vengeance000 1

A what now? Sounds displeasureful

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yourmofo 6

I'd wake her up the next morning with a Boston Pancake.

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WRYCsc13 9

Here where I'm at it's an Indian rope burn

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bman0219 4

You should wake her up by giving her a double titty twister

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Fellsnows 5

We call those snake bites were I live

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Lucky7Samson 10

The next time you have sex, go down on her after eating a fuckton of Sriracha sauce.

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AksentNetharia 12

Okay, reading this caused me to literally wince in pain... FYL

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