By poo4brains - 28/04/2012 04:42 - New Zealand - Christchurch

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Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML
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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

3) A Chinese burn (also referred to as an Indian burn or other burn related name depending on the locale) is the act of placing one's hands on a piece of someone's anatomy and twisting in opposite directions while applying pressure. It's usually done on the wrist of the aforementioned unlucky victim.

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Matty1188 6

Maybe OP does deserve it. Maybe his wife found out he was cheating.

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linkinpark98 23

Like someone else said, I don't even have a penis, and it's hurting me!

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Here4theshow 17

I'm in New York and we call it what the ****?

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lovebeecharmer 6

What the **** did you do to piss her off that much

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DiamondSkate 4

In India we called it the hasamla um eh

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Dexxter_fml 4

In south Africa we call it a horse or donkey bite!

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FishHead 6

another name for an indian rug burn. imagine sliding across carpet and that stinging burn. it recreates that

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