By poo4brains - 28/04/2012 04:42 - New Zealand - Christchurch

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Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML
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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

3) A Chinese burn (also referred to as an Indian burn or other burn related name depending on the locale) is the act of placing one's hands on a piece of someone's anatomy and twisting in opposite directions while applying pressure. It's usually done on the wrist of the aforementioned unlucky victim.

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yahtzeesouls 12

Yeah some chicks really can't give handjobs. I'm assuming that's what she was trying to do, but failed

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