By poo4brains - 28/04/2012 04:42 - New Zealand - Christchurch

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Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML
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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

3) A Chinese burn (also referred to as an Indian burn or other burn related name depending on the locale) is the act of placing one's hands on a piece of someone's anatomy and twisting in opposite directions while applying pressure. It's usually done on the wrist of the aforementioned unlucky victim.

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hateevryone 14

For what reason?

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tonka3262 5

Funny ass shit there dude.

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trollmania 1

Never heard of it. And I don't know if I want to..

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brendokendo 0

134- I assume your talking about Canada. Those are over used jokes. Not really funny. Nice try though

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cliffibom 15

I think she did the stroking motion wrong

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rubyliu8420 7

You should take a belt sander to her ******.

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