By poo4brains - 28/04/2012 04:42 - New Zealand - Christchurch

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Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML
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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

3) A Chinese burn (also referred to as an Indian burn or other burn related name depending on the locale) is the act of placing one's hands on a piece of someone's anatomy and twisting in opposite directions while applying pressure. It's usually done on the wrist of the aforementioned unlucky victim.

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Big_Chives 7

I'd wake her up the next morning with a titty twister!

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weave92 1

I literally made this face when reading that ":o"

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melrose90210 10

In Boston its an Indian sunburn

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damari369 2

Isnt it when u rubb ur hands together and it turns really hott?

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trollierthanthou 1

Geez I thought Indian Burns were bad but a Chinese Burn? Ouch.

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Pancakemines 0

That's seriously messed up. Sorry OP. I hope it feels better soon. :s

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