By sissydlk - 02/12/2010 15:54 - United States

Spicy
Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML
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perdix 29

I hope you scrambled his eggs with a sharp scrotal slap.

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gusgus36 5

haha whatever, he's just kidding around... you can't use the word "sausage" with a guy and expect them to not say something like that lol

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justbigbs 6

HAHAHA SORRY BUT WAS FUNNY. read more dirty jokes and he can't catch you if there is a next time. Either you choose him as your boyf. Guys don't choose gals, gals choose guys, if f@#$ up its on you

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anonymous2evry1 0

kay if can't laugh at this shit somettimes than u are just plain dumb.

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gigi03 5

Too funny I got I try it now lol

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NoodleBurger 0

this Fml makes me laugh all the time. one of my favorites.

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Kendall_Cali97 8

Ohhh baby baby Lalalalalalala;)) Jk: I'd dump him

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marryjaneex0 7

hahahahaha, thanks for the laugh OP ! but goddamn some of you just have no sense of humor, lighten up.

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