By sissydlk - 02/12/2010 15:54 - United States

Spicy
Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML
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perdix 29

I hope you scrambled his eggs with a sharp scrotal slap.

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gusgus36 5

haha whatever, he's just kidding around... you can't use the word "sausage" with a guy and expect them to not say something like that lol

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Should have* Also, this comment disturbs me.

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slappygecko 21

I'm not saying that it wouldn't be disturbing, but its pretty funny :P

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Mittle 0

ahahahhaahahha that is the best. I'm gunna do that

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sunshine417 0

when i read this it made me think of my boyfriend, this is something i could see him doing. lol

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wDeemish 0

He's funny hahaha :p

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bandit12_fml 0

That's as funny as ****, what a catch :)~

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conniebaby67 0

that's something my husband of 24 years would and still does...they never grow up. Never

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XxdarkangelxX13 0

lol there bands

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