By sissydlk - 02/12/2010 15:54 - United States

Spicy
Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML
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perdix 29

I hope you scrambled his eggs with a sharp scrotal slap.

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gusgus36 5

haha whatever, he's just kidding around... you can't use the word "sausage" with a guy and expect them to not say something like that lol

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xITZxTuRtLeX 0

all that remains,kill switch engage,cannibal corpse,napalm death,under oath,rammstein???????shoot me some more

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Melli17 3

there's your sausage but were are you eggs?

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mercedeskris 0

I wish my boyfran did that! hilarious!!!

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Flameklr 0

The Word Alive, We Came As Romans, My Chemical Romance, Abandon All Ships, Of Mice and Men, Escape The Fate, etc. the list goes on with me lol

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blacklily0103 0

hahaha that is hilarious!! I couldn't stop laughing. you've got a keeper there.

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JustTray11 0

LMFAO!!! That sounds like something my husband would do. I was in tears reading it to him.

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bbygiirl 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. hilarious!!

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