Work: Today, my workplace was issued aprons. I then became the first...

By CheesyCasey - 30/05/2013 00:51 - United States - Detroit

Today, my workplace was issued aprons. I then became the first and only employee in the history of the business to set an apron on fire while using the grill. FML

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Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML

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By Tiana - 09/01/2012 01:51 - United States

Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML

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Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML

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That shirt is FIRE!

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 04:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my shirt caught on fire when I was burning paper for my ancestors at the cemetery. FML

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First day

By notsogoodtrainee - 09/07/2015 17:02 - United States - Fargo

Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML

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dathan 14

Thursday 30 May 2013 10:03

Only? They immediately prohibited the aprons again?

ChrisWaines 9

Thursday 30 May 2013 10:02

That's unfortunate, at least you're not hurt enough to not be able to do anything. In a while though, you and your coworkers will look back at this and laugh.

Comments

SherlockHolmes69 7

Thursday 30 May 2013 10:38

Was it you who set the fire ?

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 30 May 2013 10:46

Accidents happen...you're not the last one...

NiZZALooNY 9

Thursday 30 May 2013 10:47

Hope you're okay!

buckdharma 37

Thursday 30 May 2013 10:53

Dinner and a show. Damn op, you really know how to give people their money's worth.

chabelo 10

Thursday 30 May 2013 12:43

well that was just an accident so people who really care about will get it

wanderingshopper 13

Thursday 30 May 2013 12:54

I have that same luck! :(

mnvikes 7

Thursday 30 May 2013 13:07

You sir have some good luck! The irony made me laugh, but I hope you're fine!

briangliboff 12

Thursday 30 May 2013 13:23

Was issued aprons?

Silly_Lilly6969 23

Thursday 30 May 2013 13:41

Congratulations on being the first? Hey I'm looking on the positive side to this situation.

perdix 29

Thursday 30 May 2013 13:48

Maybe they'll place a statue of you in the lobby of the headquarters -- not an literal likeness of you, just a pile of charcoal briquets dedicated to the Schmuck of the Year 2013.