Give the child the Nobel.

If she said all those words, she is old enough to know what she's saying. It's a mistake of OP laughing about such a disrespectful act and comment. I think more and more parents are growing kids with no respect for anything nowadays.

kids may say the darnedest things but they say shit that hurts your feelings lol

Kids can be so cruel.

a certain kid needs to be smacked

And that, Doctor, was our first clue that she might be a psychopath.

Sounds like someone has spent too much time on tumblr.

Have been grounded and lectured as a hold for my bad jokes. I was surprised and terrified by reaction of my parents and older siblings to simple jokes. So surprise that those events stuck with me and are very clear in my memory. Not nice. Kids are not aware of the crappy definitions you make.

'remember how you're my daughter? if that's so, you're fbe daughter of trash, you understand?'

Ouch.