Kids: Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said,...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 17:41 - Canada

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2020 17:02

Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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AverageJoey 18

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:28

"Well if i'm trash then what does that make you?" "I don't know!" "Grounded. It makes you grounded."

blakeyboy22 12

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:11

Well... Hopefully it isn't garbage day anytime soon, make the escape while you can!

Comments

Gauzy21 12

Saturday 31 January 2015 2:08

Well time to put your child up for adoption.

yolololol3 17

Saturday 31 January 2015 2:24

how old was your daughter?

lalundsten 16

Saturday 31 January 2015 2:38

young

lalundsten 16

Saturday 31 January 2015 2:36

I love this kid

TheForgetfulOne 12

Saturday 31 January 2015 3:31

I'm really looking forward to seeing the illustration for this fml

Johnnycake23 42

Saturday 31 January 2015 3:39

Tell her that's funny because you found her in the trash but you don't want to put her back!

ekim300 26

Saturday 31 January 2015 4:02

That's when you grab her by the hand and say: "I'm putting you in your room." When she asks why just say: "Because you're grounded."

failedgamer01 20

Saturday 31 January 2015 4:10

Sometimes what kids say to you make you kinda wonder... Try not to let it get to you OP!

Staresti 6

Saturday 31 January 2015 4:27

Do you people think children can't make jokes? Is that what's going on in these comments and with you OP? Kids say strange things because they're joking. Just like adults. That also sounds like something she probably heard on tv.

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 31 January 2015 4:35

And little kids are often very bad at delivering jokes. She probably said this because it is so hilarious -- clearly you are a human being, not trash!

NamelessFace 22

Saturday 31 January 2015 5:08

They're overreacting a bit but still, considering that she's really young it's best for her to not be so insensitive with her jokes. Bad habits form like that, you know, but by itself it's no big deal.