Kids: Today, my young son swung a plastic pipe, it makes a kind of...

By Dr_Dolittle - 12/01/2010 15:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my young son swung a plastic pipe, it makes a kind of whistling sound as it spins around. I was standing a little too close, luckily it missed both my legs, but hit my happy sacks full on. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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By Jopes - 10/05/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML

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By flustered - 06/05/2012 14:57 - United States - Rapid City

Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML

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Let it bleed

By breza - 01/07/2022 14:00 - Slovenia

Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 27/08/2020 10:02 - Australia - Murarrie

Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML

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Wham!

By Omar Khalaf - 28/09/2017 01:30

Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML

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You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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By B-ran - 05/01/2010 00:29 - France

Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 12 January 2010 20:10

I never heard the slang "happy sacks" until FML.

_Noon_ 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 20:28

Happy sacks is such a lame term. Therefore YDI.

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PenceyXD 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 14:00

HAPPY SACKS

Skullcrusher 5

Wednesday 13 January 2010 17:02

**** your "happy sacks"!

blastvortex 3

Wednesday 13 January 2010 19:37

If I see the term "happy sacks" one more time, I might just scream bloody murder. Use more diverse terminology people.

jmateo_95 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:51

hey blastvortex....... HAPPY SACKS!!!!

benjik_fml 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:12

just lol

macman1033 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 13:27

if happy sacks is used by FML to make "balls" more friendly, THEN WHY ISNT EVERY BALLS CHANGED? BALLS, BALLS, BALLS!!! lets see them censor that. your a grown man and yet you cannot say that word. how immature are you? happy sacks is the most ridiculous thing ever invented. first of all there is only one sack down there, unless we have many deformed people using this site that for some reason have two. and second, who determined that these "sacks" are always so happy. every time i read this site they are getting hit. wouldnt they be angry sacks? i know i would be

spank_my_toaster 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 17:04

YDI for calling them happy sacks. wtf is that? a british term for ******* balls?

Dr_Dolittle 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 17:20

Listen everybody - I didn't write "happy sacks" I wrote testicles. Some mod changed it somewhere. As to why it was a plural I have no idea. I can assure you I have only 1 "happy sack" and two balls.

wasabipeas 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 18:28

Okay. I will post this once and only once. The whole concept of FML requires that there is an element of irony. It is not an FML if there is no irony, it is just something that happened to you that sucked. For example: "My son hit me in the balls." Not an FML. "My son happened to hit me in the balls two hours after I received them in a female-to-male transsexual surgery." FML. This has woefully failed the FML test.