Kids: Today, my young son swung a plastic pipe, it makes a kind of...

By Dr_Dolittle - 12/01/2010 15:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my young son swung a plastic pipe, it makes a kind of whistling sound as it spins around. I was standing a little too close, luckily it missed both my legs, but hit my happy sacks full on. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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By Jopes - 10/05/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML

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By flustered - 06/05/2012 14:57 - United States - Rapid City

Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML

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Let it bleed

By breza - 01/07/2022 14:00 - Slovenia

Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 27/08/2020 10:02 - Australia - Murarrie

Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML

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Wham!

By Omar Khalaf - 28/09/2017 01:30

Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML

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You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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By B-ran - 05/01/2010 00:29 - France

Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 12 January 2010 20:10

I never heard the slang "happy sacks" until FML.

_Noon_ 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 20:28

Happy sacks is such a lame term. Therefore YDI.

Comments

LemonStarship 5

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:49

I always hated those whistling things.

DanielleTheOne 3

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:52

the phrase "happy sack" was made by this site because "Balls" is too rude.. So u should all just shut up maybe

DanielleTheOne 3

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:54

Happy**

DanielleTheOne 3

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:56

Happy*

SEALMaster11 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:57

lol happy sacks aren't so happy anymore

AyeOhChelsea 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:05

Haaha. We used those for one of our percussion pieces and as our director was explaining how to play the instrument he whacked himself in the face. Now he's a very composed man so his reaction was priceless, he just went on talking and said something along the lines of "don't do that." But sorry about the "happy sacks."

roobear 2

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:11

Today, my son hit me in the balls. FML. Seriously mods - did you get distracted by the worthless fluff he put in, and allow this one though? Are you all smoking crack today? Did you all get infected by a virus that just pushes YES over and over? Very disappointing. This is one of the least-FML-ish FML's I've seen.

McFail_fml 4

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:55

My friend was the one who moderated this FML, and yes he is infected with this virus. This virus is spreading as we are seeing more and more useless fake FML's. There is no known cure for this virus yet, this virus is becoming more popular than HIV and Cancer. I am currently studying this virus and noticed a pattern with those infected with this virus. Here are a few steps to looks out for, Step 1 you constantly go on Fmylife .com, Step two you begin to moderate FML's and accept all FML's you see, Step three is when it is too late and all hope is lost because the one infected commits suicide.I can only hope to come up with a solution in time to prevent the epidemic this virus will cause.