By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my younger cousin bought his girlfriend of 3 months a bunch of flowers. The only flower I've ever got from my boyfriend of 3 years is a plastic one he found on the floor in a bar. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 502
You deserved it 4 466
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

music87 14

That sucks...But think of it this way, the plastic one won't die. :)

47 4
tsim_fml 0

Flowers don't = love.

39 4

Comments

Wavesong 4

Meh. Flowers are useless anyway. The only thing you can do with them is put them in a vase and wait for them to die. At least going out at bars and such makes you spend time together (assuming you were there), and that's worth something.

12 4
ColCyclone 17

Some clearly never got any flowers before >.>

3 10
hyden121 2

Tell him what you want more of. If he can't figure it out then find someone who can.

5 3
mistersheezy 7

That's better than none!

2 3
perdix 29

And the reason he found a plastic flower on the floor is that the girl he was hitting on at the bar threw it there. You get what you deserve, or at least what you settle for.

10 5
neongurl98 10

If u feel so bad about the relationship, I think it's time to "start" questioning the relationship.

1 10
perdix 29

You materialistic bitch! You are one of those who thinks that flowers and jewelry and gifts equal love. There's a word for a woman who expects material benefit in exchange for her affection.

10 13
glittercookies 12

Or she wants a more romantic boyfriend. Are you saying cheap flowers from some grocery store are too good for a mans girlfriend ?

6 3
Darklord53 0

He'll love you until that flower dies

3 1
kay729 7

And your still dating him after 3 years?

1 7