Love: Today, my younger cousin bought his girlfriend of 3 months a...

By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my younger cousin bought his girlfriend of 3 months a bunch of flowers. The only flower I've ever got from my boyfriend of 3 years is a plastic one he found on the floor in a bar. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML

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By nightowl506 - 21/11/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

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By marie - 28/08/2023 16:00

Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML

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Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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By TLT - 16/11/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML

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Misguided

By lovelesslonely - 12/10/2010 17:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML

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music87 14

Wednesday 5 October 2011 8:35

That sucks...But think of it this way, the plastic one won't die. :)

tsim_fml 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 8:47

Flowers don't = love.

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MRVOlivia 22

Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:58

Dump his sorry ass! He needs to learn some respect! FYL anyways

MyF_ckingLuck 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 23:13

life is not a rehearsal people, this is it. no second tries! why are so many people settling?! if your boyfriend doesn't get you flowers, mention it, then if he still doesn't, and you really want them, dump his ass and make sure the next guy loves to send them. there. now your life doesn't suck because you have a boyfriend who doesn't send flowers.

yaitsabovavrage 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 23:33

I'd bring u real flowers.. But imma sweetheart

walrusman 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 23:57

Send in backup he's got a gun! Wait... Nevermind ...

Scenelord 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:38

Ok I understand a plastic flower from a bar is really low but god damn there just stupid flowers get over it

kitsune3 20

Thursday 6 October 2011 1:08

At least the plastic one will live forever....

UR1FatBastard 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 1:21

Tell him the more flowers I get the more & better blow jobs you get. You'll get flowers at least three times a week. If not he's gay!!!

ImDB8 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 2:50

Still counts

Gymnast317 4

Thursday 6 October 2011 4:38

That's sad:( I'm sorry.

loghan_fml 5

Thursday 6 October 2011 5:26

EI don't understand why youre saying it's the thought that counts, clearly he wasnt thinking about her. Giving her plastic flowers he found at a bar is gross and thoughtless.