By Noname - 15/10/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
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lGreenspanl 2

well at least you helped your younger sisters dog, and maybe if you explain the situation to the girl, she will understand

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satanstoystore 0

explain it to the girl. w/o complaining. you will win points. btw, a broken leg is an emergency. vet hospitals have emergency numbers.

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jaimelepink 0

Wow, either you exaggerated or didn't explain this very well... or you need to take the dog to an emergency 24hr animal hospital, and in the mean time STOP MOVING HIM AROUND. What's the matter with you? That's called animal cruelty. SPCA takes animals away from people like you.

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cmac86 23

it sucks but you did the right thing. the dog will surely respect you more now.

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offbymyself 0

aww. that sucks. if i were the girl, i'd come spend time with you regardless of what you were doing.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Bite him back. Mmm, tasty. No, but really, why are you carrying a dog with a broken leg up and down a flight of stairs? I must be missing something. :/ Oh well, you scored "sensitivity" points with your date and "generosity" points with Karma! Win/win!

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perdix 29

See, OP, an actual girl (and a pretty one, at that) agreed with my assessment in my comment (#18), although she more artfully called it "sensitivity points." I'm telling you: it's not your life that is f'ed, it should be you, literally.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Thanks for the compliment! :] I think I like your wording much better, though, Perdix. Go claim your fuckins', OP. You earned 'em.

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jchansfan 0

And you agreed to this whyyy? o_O'

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Hacksaw 4

Next time tell her to just take it out behind the house and shoot it, instead.

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Asstazztic 8

wow 2 yrs trying to get a date.. well either ur desperate in which case **** the dog man.. its crippled jst leave it food and water and go on ur date uve been trying to go on for 2 yrs o.O

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EMR_fml 0

Meant to be a reply to 7 In this part of the country the nearest 24 hour vet is about 2 hours away so taking a wounded animal there is not very practical. No clue why the OP carried the poor dog up and down the stairs

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r37s4090Xl7N 0

Pets aren't worth it. I don't see them helping up and down stairs when I'm sick

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