Animals: Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed...

By Noname - 15/10/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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Down!

By Imnotfromhere - 23/07/2021 22:01

Today, I tripped over a dog and broke my elbow. I'm stuck dogsitting for the rest of the weekend and he won't stop jumping up at my broken arm. FML

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Very bad idea

By Yoir mom - 16/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML

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Pink tax

By banj0 - 06/10/2012 22:58 - United States - Madison

Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML

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Jogging is bad for you

By Broken - 17/06/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 15:18 - United States - Milford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML

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By KilteDKilleR - 15/10/2011 14:02 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML

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By goodbye-college - 15/08/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML

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Hurting over here

By wo-ow - 06/06/2014 23:09 - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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lGreenspanl 2

Friday 16 October 2009 3:03

well at least you helped your younger sisters dog, and maybe if you explain the situation to the girl, she will understand

satanstoystore 0

Friday 16 October 2009 3:09

explain it to the girl. w/o complaining. you will win points. btw, a broken leg is an emergency. vet hospitals have emergency numbers.

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jessxoxo28 5

Friday 16 October 2009 4:11

awww, poor dogie... sorry about the date... but y couldnt ur sister do it?

yayclaire 1

Friday 16 October 2009 4:19

just explain to the girl what happened. If you want her that bad there is nothing holding you back except yourself. just ask her out again :)

Pastor_Rich 0

Friday 16 October 2009 4:37

vets always have an emergency number, call it dipwad

penguinlord 0

Friday 16 October 2009 4:45

What's the point of carrying a crippled dog up and down your stairs???

usnwife 18

Thursday 15 March 2012 22:02

Maybe the have to go down stairs to get outside, and he carries it out so it can go to the bathroom? That's the only logical reason I can come up with anyway... :/

zpicci 0

Friday 16 October 2009 4:58

why are you carrying it down the stairs if the vet is closed? did I miss something or misread or what?

tgd4444 9

Friday 16 October 2009 12:18

he wanted training for his hiking expedition. Used the dog as weights.

perdix 29

Friday 16 October 2009 5:12

You gave up a chance for sex to help your little sister and a wounded animal? When you go on your rain-check date with that girl, she is going to **** your brains out because you're soooooooo sweet! Great move, Casanova!