By bob - 11/08/2011 12:56 - United States

Spicy
Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
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You deserved it 5 483
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sailorzoe 14

Fired, or possibly a raise?

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RodStar 0

What if you're boss liked the pictures? O__o

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kahnforyourmom 2

YDI for being friends with a Douche in the first place

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shinagamei 4

i'm really hoping your boss is a woman and not a guy

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visage 0

This just in: women hate random dick pics just as much as men do!

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structuredchaoz 4

Time to get a new friend

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kenoswild 14

who knows. perhaps the boss will return the favor and send you pics of himself/herself.

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mario1992 0

hey surprise drop kick him the love spuds and sext his mom

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nitrous2401 0

I guess your friend pulled quite a DICK MOVE

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SolemnlyLove 7

i see what you did there

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TheNerdHerd 5

Word play. Very nice. *nod*

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Hockeyboy4280 18

The real question is, did the boss's dick move?

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kathyshines 3

thois is the best fml ive ever heard.. this is one of the only times i would actually say "f*** my life"

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thewife5 19

You need a password on your phone.. And you have crappy friends... If I had a friend I had to "beg" to give back my stuff I'd kick their ass to the curb.

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