By bob - 11/08/2011 12:56 - United States

Spicy
Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
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sailorzoe 14

Fired, or possibly a raise?

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RodStar 0

What if you're boss liked the pictures? O__o

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jloverr 0

hahahahhaa i couldnt stop laighing when i read this, im sorry if you get fired though(;

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smhlqnick 0

Tell your boss that the phone was stolen and then stop hanging around with that idiot.

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bankrupt 15

Yep, said what I was thinking No. 80. OP, this asshole is NOT your friend. He's a piece of shit that you hang around with. He is obviously jealous of your job and went out of his way to try to sabotage it on you. Dump him and find friends who don't try to **** up your career. Why is it that there are so many FMLS that are "Today, my friend/relative thought it would be funny to..." do some shitty thing to the OP? What is wrong with people?

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RyanMacVey 17

what you talking about? the man's a ******* legend... op would be stupid to get rid of a quality friend like that guy

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blakrhynes 0

idk how u could deserve that

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perdix 29

Simple solution: Show your penis to your boss, so he (or she (which would be awesome!)) can see that it is not your dick in the pictures. Hopefully, your friend's penis doesn't look exactly like yours.

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bettyc4 26

BEST FML EVER!!!!!!!!!

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iloveshh23 2

sounds like you need new friends. hopefully it'll all work out op :)

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