Transportation: Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the...

By peanutface - 17/12/2010 13:20 - Canada

Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the bus driver smirking as he drove past me in the middle of the Canadian winter. FML

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By seriously?? - 04/02/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

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Thanks dude

By no snow day - 05/02/2014 14:07 - United States - Round Lake

Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML

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By thisguy - 24/02/2012 01:54 - Canada

Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on, and drive away. FML

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By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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By NotFunny - 24/09/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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By frozensolid - 24/01/2013 21:25 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML

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By shaft2112 - 03/12/2015 20:19 - Germany - Emsdetten

Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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epic_phail 0

Friday 17 December 2010 16:06

this is why I don't take the bus

reaver24 0

Friday 17 December 2010 16:06

what an ass, hope u didn't freeze too bad

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dpang 0

Friday 17 December 2010 16:47

ever heard of international skip day is on friday good luck

SupermarioAhmad6 0

Friday 17 December 2010 16:55

sad

jamz99 0

Friday 17 December 2010 17:13

make the admin ban him!

Peacewind 0

Friday 17 December 2010 17:22

YDI for being Canadian. Just joking. I'm Canadian too. That really sucks dude.

Vitamin_C 0

Friday 17 December 2010 17:28

I was just going to say that! FU, OC Transpo

kiwi00 0

Friday 17 December 2010 17:32

Are you from Winnipeg? I've had that happen to me before.

aback 4

Friday 17 December 2010 18:16

Call in on him. If he's going to be an asshole, at least make him get a reaming from his supervisor.

DVecc 0

Friday 17 December 2010 18:36

blah blah I missed the bus -.- why is there like 1 of these I missed the bus FML post everyday?

awks 0

Friday 17 December 2010 18:45

oh my god, this happened to me all the time!! the 29 bus is the worst, one time 7 buses passed me!

winstoningram 0

Friday 17 December 2010 19:16

I did that today too!:O And I'm in canada!:O F our lifes indeed:/

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