Love, Tinder and Dating: Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again....

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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By Maryse - 27/12/2024 18:00 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I randomly hooked up with a hot guy, just to ruin it by saying he’s like my twin brother, and now he won’t reply to my messages. FML

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By Nothanksimdone - 09/07/2021 15:59

Today, I received a new like on a dating site… from my extremely creepy second cousin. FML

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By *SuperCringe* - 28/09/2017 16:00

Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML

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By thanksfyi - 02/07/2011 21:51 - Norway

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

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that1guyyy 12

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:22

I'll say wincest before every other idiot does it

bryans1990 9

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:23

Maybe you and him should use different dating sites...

Comments

Kiksters 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:04

I'm sorry but dating sites are for those who are extremely desperate, for love..... Let love find you!!

mrs_bruno_mars 14

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:06

It's a sign. Time for incest?

Okayitwasme 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:19

You know opposites attract. Next time enter the opposite info of yourself.

zues70 4

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:34

Are you a guy?

kriptik_fml 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:39

yea i was u, id try a different dating site than ur bro.

J3R3MYY 14

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:43

OP needs to use E Harmony or get ur ass off the comp and just go meet someone the way we were meant to.

ericke9_fml 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:49

incest is not best. do not put your brother to the test

ndhin831 2

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:00

Parental win

fredrikleijon 4

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:07

So.....yeah?

DonQuixote158 6

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:24

Well at least you didn't send him a personal message only to be rejected by him.

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