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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 13:39 - United States - Revere

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

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By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2022 06:01

Today, I thought my date last night went quite well, especially when she called me first thing this morning… until it turned out she wasn’t very impressed, and wanted my brother's number instead. The single, successful lawyer, who is 6 inches taller than me, who she saw on my Facebook page. FML

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By "liisiuu" - 13/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML

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By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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By Maryse - 27/12/2024 18:00 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I randomly hooked up with a hot guy, just to ruin it by saying he’s like my twin brother, and now he won’t reply to my messages. FML

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By Nothanksimdone - 09/07/2021 15:59

Today, I received a new like on a dating site… from my extremely creepy second cousin. FML

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By *SuperCringe* - 28/09/2017 16:00

Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML

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By thanksfyi - 02/07/2011 21:51 - Norway

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

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that1guyyy 12

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:22

I'll say wincest before every other idiot does it

bryans1990 9

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:23

Maybe you and him should use different dating sites...

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daydreamer244 13

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:26

Maybe go to a different dating site than you're brother??

TB1_fml 14

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:36

If you live in Tennessee, it's not a problem!

OfficeNinja 5

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:41

That's normal when you use a dating site while in Kansas. Or Alabama. If you are on a canoe and hear banjo music - paddle faster...

dforrt 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 2:16

It's not normal to date or marry any relative in Kansis or Alabama. Acoording to your post, it IS normal to be an ignorant jackass in the "north"

Epikouros 31

Wednesday 2 November 2011 2:53

More to the point, spouting prejudice about Southerners, Appalachians or Midwesterners is as funny as completing a tax form. Unless you're a five-year old and you hear that joke for the first time.

sierralovesyou 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 4:31

118- thank you so much. Seriously, I live in Alabama, and I'm so ******* sick of all these Northern people stereotyping us based on exagerated tv shows and books. We are not a bunch of hicks.

artprincess 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:43

Again?!?

GoneClubbin 9

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:49

Maybe being lonely runs in the family

hobojo69 23

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:54

O god *face palm*

lineman11 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:57

Why go down the road, when you can go down the hall...

brando_jones96 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 2:29

do u live in alabama?

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 2 November 2011 2:39

Carlton?... Hilary?...

ConnerCyanide 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 2:42

Move to the south then haha

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