By Anonymous - 04/12/2014 19:33 - United States

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Today, on a dimly lit red eye flight, I woke up to see my mom's head bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guess giving out stealthy blow jobs next to your sleeping son is no big deal. FML
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EggsinaBasket 9

Must have really blown to wake up to that.

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GoldFishPony 21

I hope your mom is willing to fund the therapy you'll need now

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ShitHappen_fml 15

Stop making a big deal out of very stupid stuff.

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kerstileann 26

You may be ok with watching your mom suck your dads **** but the vast majority of people are normal and dont like seeing that.

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countryb_cth 38

@33 please tell me how in the hell is witnessing your mom giving your dad head on an airplane with other people around while sitting next to them and getting upset about it, "making a big deal of stupid stuff"? Please explain I would love to hear what you come up with.

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ZombieGurl95 18

That's seriously disrespectful for the people around but most definitely to you. That's disgusting.

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jawarston 24

your parents are awesome

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wvcheesehead 13

The next morning you should have said... "Mom, I dreamed the plane was going down... but when I woke it was just you."

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RedPillSucks 31

The world according to Garp except on a plane

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patrickeli 15

Ew. Your parents are lacking many morals if they're okay with doing that in those circumstances.

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ohcheriecherie 20

that's a fate I wouldn't wish on anyone.

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chaosmanfun 7

I'm surprised at you all. Not even one person as said..... "I'm tired of these motha f***ing ******** on this motha f***ing plane." For shame people for shame.

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chaosmanfun 7

And before the grammar nazis get me **has**

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