By Tey - 22/12/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
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ariannaimelda 7

Dang, what did you do? Flash your ass on the TV screens via a video camera? Or was that me? Hm...

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desireev 17

That is just terrible OP! Keep trying and you'll find a good, long-lasting job that you will love! Just remember.. Good things come to those who wait.. Merry Christmas! :)

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KimBahLee 0

What did you do lol??!

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akito11 5

That's because they were expecting big things out of you

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dansco 24

44 minutes late eh? You must be really shit at the job to get fired that quickly! McDonalds must be too taxing for you lol

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gardenwhipped3 14

you might want to talk to HR to make sure you a really fired. They might have just hired you so that they can cash your paychecks.

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saidoh_fml 26

At least you didn't get fired on your day off.

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AceofSp8s 7

I'm going to assume it's your fault since you don't explain what happened, and that you just want people to feel sorry for you.

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