Work: Today, on my first day of work, my new boss treated me to lunch....

By niceboss - 25/11/2010 02:32 - Singapore

Today, on my first day of work, my new boss treated me to lunch. Thinking she was really nice, I thanked her for the treat. She fixed me with a cold, unsmiling stare and said, "Oh, don't thank me. I'm being paid to do this." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML

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Today, my new boss sat me down and told me he's seriously reconsidering my hire, all because I greeted him with, "Howdy, boss!" instead of, "Good morning, sir." Apparently this indicates a lack of respect for his authority. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 10:00

Today, on my first day, I tried to ask my new boss a question, she visibly recoiled and actually gave me the, “I already have a boyfriend” line, and shut her door in my face, then locked it. I still need my question answered before I can start working, so I guess I’ll just sit and do nothing. FML

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By texasbest - 02/09/2015 02:39 - United States - Lindale

Today, at my new job, I walked into the office to hear my supervisor and HR manager talking about how, "the new guy isn't very smart, but we can get him to do the shit work for a couple weeks." Gee, thanks. FML

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Thursday 25 November 2010 8:59

Hey, it was free right?! Lucky you : )

piepieburger 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 9:01

Well, technically, so are you.

Comments

chelle_starlight 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 9:24

nice...you should have responded by asking her what else are 'they' paying her for...

AthinaMarie 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 9:25

What a bitch o_O

Wynton 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 9:35

**** your boss by some pickles to make up for this horrible catastrophe

djmigues 7

Thursday 25 November 2010 15:16

Snooki, calm down.

Haackfam101 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 9:57

I would report her ass!

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 12:58

Report her to who for what? Are you still in primary school? There are no meanie police in the corporate world. What the boss said is not out of line and not uncommon. OP, stop whining. You are lucky enough to understand some things about your boss on your first day. Many bosses put on the sweet face until you are stuck then strike when you're not suspecting.

zenti 2

Thursday 25 November 2010 9:58

I don't see why she's so mad about it. After all, she is getting paid to do it. She knew she was signing on to do this stuff when she went for the job.