Health: Today, on my metro ride home, I sat next to a woman who thought... - FML

By kekeroos - 20/05/2011 15:17 - United States

Today, on my metro ride home, I sat next to a woman who thought it was appropriate to continually scratch at her scalp and then eat her 'scalp pickings'. When I looked over at her hair, I could see scabs clumped together from her previous scratching sessions. FML

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kekeroos 2

Friday 20 May 2011 19:54

While it is a public system and I'm bound to encounter plenty of 'weird' people, I would still never expect a 50 something year old professional woman to be picking at her scalp and then eating whatever it is she picks out. And while none of her pickings ended up on me, one good head shake would have changed that very quickly. It would have been Christmas in my lap in May!

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Blueglasscup 18

Friday 20 May 2011 18:55

Oh god am I the only one who felt like puking after reading that? FYL OP!

SCREAM4meeee 0

Friday 20 May 2011 18:56

sounds like a meth addict no?

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dantheman1988 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 7:11

that is the most disgusting thing i have ever heard...and im moving to d.c. soon. great.

Michigan_Girl 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 7:23

Okay, so the poor woman has a problem but it's something she obviously can't help but do...yeah it's gross, but like i said, i don't think it's something she can control. Hasn't everyone at some point or another seen adults pick their nose in public and eat their boogers...I'm sure you would find that just as repulsive.

ohhoho 2

Saturday 21 May 2011 10:17

Trichotillomania/Dermatillomania. :(

maddogbball 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:23

omg that's makes me wanna be sick !!!!

iheartzombiesyo 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:57

oh gahhhhhhd Dx i screamed when i read this, and felt the overwhelming urge to vomit. xPPPPP

blewidstepr 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 18:23

Okay well I was eating but now I am going to go throw up.

doidazzleu11 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 18:51

You know that is a rare condition some ppl have

doidazzleu11 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 18:56

you know that is a rare condition some ppl have.

porshaaa 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 20:06

maybe she has a mental issue and didnt even notice, dont hate on her for something she cant control. :/

xxMichaxx 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 22:51

that is the most disturbing thing ive ever read!!! ewwwww!

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