By kekeroos - 20/05/2011 15:17 - United States

Today, on my metro ride home, I sat next to a woman who thought it was appropriate to continually scratch at her scalp and then eat her 'scalp pickings'. When I looked over at her hair, I could see scabs clumped together from her previous scratching sessions. FML
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While it is a public system and I'm bound to encounter plenty of 'weird' people, I would still never expect a 50 something year old professional woman to be picking at her scalp and then eating whatever it is she picks out. And while none of her pickings ended up on me, one good head shake would have changed that very quickly. It would have been Christmas in my lap in May!

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Oh god am I the only one who felt like puking after reading that? FYL OP!

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XxbrokeNCYDExX 6

Thats seriously ******* gross..... I hate when people do that! FYL

hogs3212 0

Planet of the ape's.... u didn't know?!

mmmm. add a little salt and creme freige and wa-la!!!! was she selfish or did she share?

Man, if you're going to try to make a funny comment, at least spell the thing right. It took me a while to figure out you meant 'creme fraiche' which is French, and 'wa-la' was supposed to mean 'voila'.

sorry. im usually a spelling nazi.. ill try harder * puts head down in shame*

and how long could it have possibly took to understand creme freige?

203 - I was exaggerating. But since 'freige' doesn't resemble anything in English or French (okay, maybe it kind of resembles 'fridge') your sentence didn't make sense. Since I know a little about cooking I could figure it out, but that's beside the point.

well. i stand corrected. you ma'am are a well matched opponent.

djphoenix18 1

Omfggggg thats just disgusting! I just puked up my lunch.

harbqll 0

YDI for riding the metro. Buy a car, loser.

kekeroos 2

I have a car, loser! Did you ever think that I don't want to drive into the city every day, instead choosing to utilize the metro. Saves me from spending 300+ on gas per month.

millions of people around the world commute to work every day via public transportation and to get places, events, or other things that takes too long or causes too much traffic if they just drive cars, I guess all of them are losers too...

that is the absolute grossest thing I have ever heard.

DoubleAgent00 0

Agreed....... You forgot Mr. Hands and 1guy 1 jar, all of rotten.com (before 2000), and Consumption Junction (when it was free)