By kekeroos - 20/05/2011 15:17 - United States

Today, on my metro ride home, I sat next to a woman who thought it was appropriate to continually scratch at her scalp and then eat her 'scalp pickings'. When I looked over at her hair, I could see scabs clumped together from her previous scratching sessions. FML
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While it is a public system and I'm bound to encounter plenty of 'weird' people, I would still never expect a 50 something year old professional woman to be picking at her scalp and then eating whatever it is she picks out. And while none of her pickings ended up on me, one good head shake would have changed that very quickly. It would have been Christmas in my lap in May!

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Blueglasscup 18

Oh god am I the only one who felt like puking after reading that? FYL OP!

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Zombieslayer1 0

That sort of thing makes me happy I don't live in an area that makes me take something other then my own car.

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gemmyfay 0

::shudders:: omg yuck!!!!!!!

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lacey6195 4

eeewwwwww. u should have like picked ur nose and wiped it on him!

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anniekins 6

that is disgusting. you should have moved!

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spartanfan68 0

was she Indian they scalp for a living

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Flounder 2

I hate the goddamn Metro. What line were you on, OP?

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kekeroos 2

I'd rather not say, but does it really matter? You're bound to find people like this on the red, yellow, blue, orange, or green.

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leto998 0

that is absolutely disgusting. I would have either moved or been like WTF is your problem?

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salvorican 24

ugh.... I read this while eating dinner.. FML...

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