By kekeroos - 20/05/2011 15:17 - United States

Today, on my metro ride home, I sat next to a woman who thought it was appropriate to continually scratch at her scalp and then eat her 'scalp pickings'. When I looked over at her hair, I could see scabs clumped together from her previous scratching sessions. FML
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While it is a public system and I'm bound to encounter plenty of 'weird' people, I would still never expect a 50 something year old professional woman to be picking at her scalp and then eating whatever it is she picks out. And while none of her pickings ended up on me, one good head shake would have changed that very quickly. It would have been Christmas in my lap in May!

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Blueglasscup 18

Oh god am I the only one who felt like puking after reading that? FYL OP!

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johnnybagodonuts 2

she's like goldmember. you shoulda told her: "alright, you're not gonna put that skin in your mouth, are you?.....ya did, ok that's just gross"

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lmaoatall 6

I love that movie. thankyou for makeing the connection.

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cdude200 10

EWWWWWW should of said something that's what I would of done

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Fr3nChii 0

ewwwww just move away from her!

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DaveOnDope 4

Damn, why'd I have to read this before lunch? I was going to have salad. Now I want fried pork skins.

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footballfreak65 6

omg dude I feel sorry for u. I almost hurled reading this!

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TalkinSmack 6

lmfao... breakfast of champions

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Scooter42 15

Stay off the drugs kids or this could be you

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Leoboy635 0

what made it worse for was some of the disgusting comments..

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