Work: Today, on my way to work I stopped at a winery and spent around...

By JobHunter - 28/07/2009 12:27 - Malta

Today, on my way to work I stopped at a winery and spent around $120 on 2 bottles of wine for my boss, since it was his birthday. When I gave him the gift, in exchange he let me know I am being laid off - his consolation was "if you can afford this wine I'm sure you'll be OK". FML

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Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

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Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 16:01 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Today, I gave my boss a gift card as a late birthday present, since I wasn't in the office on his actual birthday. He accused me of trying to bribe my way to a promotion, and suspended me on the spot. FML

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tenkenshi 2

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:21

Should have taken them back and told him.. "I just got fired, I think I'll need these more than you."

mark_my_words 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 20:11

I would have taken it back, if i were you.

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efwiz 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 21:35

What a dick! He shouldn't have accepted that gift if he knew he was about to lay you off!

jcgch 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 21:55

what a dick, you should of kepth the bottles instead!

eli_guerra 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 22:06

What a dick! I would have said, "Well since I am w/o a job, I am cutting back financially! Nice knowing you!" Than I would take my wine.

wakingzombies 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 22:07

You should've been like "that's too bad, then" and repossessed the wine. 150-proof FYL, dude.

Luckster 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 22:11

What the hell man!? That's worse than hearing someone getting laid off after they had worked SO hard to make the store look a lot better and get a nicer reputation. Their boss felt that they didn't need them anymore after their first evaluation. I REALLY hope you took those bottles back!

waterynuggets 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 22:33

Looks like you're gonna need that wine.

fxdxhk90 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 22:34

Once he said you were fired you should have just taken back the wine bottles, I mean it's not like you had anything to lose at that point. O, and piss on his leg.