Health: Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately,...

By must.not.itch. - 02/06/2012 23:25 - United States - Hayward

Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately, this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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The spirit of John Lennon

By Becks - 07/09/2020 23:01

Today, I found a bug in my bra. Not a huge deal, so I flicked him out. Turns out he was a black blister beetle. I woke to at 3 a.m. to insane pain, as well as the water blisters all over my boobs. FML

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By Kurda - 23/05/2015 02:26 - United States - Wallburg

Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML

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Getting on

By Anonymous - 11/06/2021 05:59

Today, after much measuring with a tape measure, comparing with my sisters and even asking my husband for his opinion, I'm forced to admit that without a bra on, my boobs now sag so much my nipples hang down to the level of my belly button. FML

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Meow!

By patronuscat? - 05/10/2017 01:30

Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML

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By krushr - 23/01/2011 05:32 - Canada

Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep and I won't be able to afford a new mattress for at least a year. I'd better get used to these giant welts. FML

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Sneaky

By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 14:00

Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML

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By Juanald - 05/11/2017 05:00

Today, after being moved to three different employer-provided apartments because they all had mold and electrical problems, I requested a bigger bed. The bed they delivered had bedbugs. FML

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By fml - 21/02/2015 02:54 - United States - Denver

Today, three days after finally having a bed to sleep on, I woke up with multiple bedbug bites. I can't use my blankets, wear any of my clothes and it's back to sleeping on the floor for me. FML

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By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

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NomNomMuffin 5

Sunday 3 June 2012 7:45

Changing the sheets sounds like a good plan eh?

Rainbowbright99 4

Sunday 3 June 2012 7:45

Woooo hoooo big boobs! (and tasty nipples to boot!)

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sointenceXD 0

Monday 4 June 2012 3:55

I should try that with my ........ Brain:)

OmNomNomCookies 0

Monday 4 June 2012 5:16

What kind of hole do you live in? Nasty..

j_cat187 19

Monday 4 June 2012 7:48

Are your boobs filled with bedbugs?

isamisis 9

Monday 4 June 2012 12:50

Even bed bugs know a good thing when they eat it.

iilovecokee 6

Monday 4 June 2012 13:21

Ew, the ****?

kaykayrose26 1

Monday 4 June 2012 22:12

Tmi..

MyssMarsh 11

Monday 4 June 2012 22:43

Haahaa, the words attack and nipples sound so good together!

lively12 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 7:30

OWWW!

queentexan 8

Tuesday 5 June 2012 17:40

Owwww!!! >.< did it hurt?

mercymedical 6

Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:30

That is epically disgusting.

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