Transportation: Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing...

By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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Three's a crowd

By Anonymous - 13/08/2014 11:33 - Australia - Rooty Hill

Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML

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By Justme - 30/06/2016 18:20 - United States - Missoula

Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 17:04 - United States - Pittsburg

Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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Pervy

By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML

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Perdition 4

Monday 9 May 2011 18:52

If you wanted to smell his ass, you could have just asked. Pervert.

thebestof1984 0

Monday 9 May 2011 18:52

Slap that ass!!!

Comments

Holybatman 16

Monday 9 May 2011 21:00

me gusta O_o

DarthVader007 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:57

Si Señor . O.o

JSoler3013 4

Monday 9 May 2011 21:14

He Had Bo Underwear!?

instnt1nfction 17

Monday 9 May 2011 22:06

*no

saIty 17

Monday 9 May 2011 21:20

I bet you wish you could have stuck a shit load of duct tape on it

rashima13 1

Monday 9 May 2011 21:29

that sounds like my friend

anonymous31_fml 0

Monday 9 May 2011 21:43

was sat? lol fyl for not passing 2nd grade

Rickits 0

Monday 9 May 2011 21:43

at least he didnt exclaim "LOOK INTO MY EYE" as he stood up

Alexitis1 3

Monday 9 May 2011 21:43

was sat ? -_____-

Threepeaoh 0

Monday 9 May 2011 22:04

yell out "WHAT AN ASSHOLE"

Anbuntou 8

Monday 9 May 2011 22:22

So did you smack that ass, or did you grab it?

HeavyMetalViking 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:11

Lol, is that a Fast and Furious 5 reference there?

Jaxx66 21

Monday 9 May 2011 23:27

ew! I once worked in a donut shop and this guy would come in everyday, and a few days in a row he'd come in with torn pants near the crotch and not be wearing boxers. that's an odd conversation. 'uh sir.... you have to go put on boxers or I won't be serving you anymore'