By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 897
You deserved it 3 412
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Perdition 4

If you wanted to smell his ass, you could have just asked. Pervert.

80 13
thebestof1984 0

Slap that ass!!!

34 3

Comments

you_failed 15

I hope you didn't decide to take a deep breath that moment... D:

9 1
mintcar 9

Would you rather it had been his penis?

14 3
doom2 8

oh wow. definitely fyl! I really hope you said "oh my god, gross!!!" really loud, because that's disgusting.

6 2
cptmorgan15 2

**** the fat man's life for being fat and smelly, and having his pants fall down on a bus.

9 2
Iknoweverything 29

Maybe **** his life for being fat, since it's hard to lose weight, but he deserved it for being smelly. If you don't WASH, you deserve people throwing in the fat part as well. (Yes my logic is flawed, but you can clear up smelliness in a matter of minutes.)

5 1
cptmorgan15 2

Well I can't argue with someone who knows everything. I agree, unless his fatness makes him instantly smelly after cleaning. Then **** his life.

2 0
Alex94xela 0

and f the fat man's life cuz his lil dick slipped out(I'm assuming this cuz his bare ass was shown) and embarrassed him in front of the other men and chicks

0 0
Frelling 0

Tell his ass that it is impolite to stare.

7 1
Pigpen181 3

You should have stuck your finger in : )

3 23
HeavyMetalViking 0

Swipe your credit card through his butt crack and tell him you're giving him credits to buy new underwear.

21 1