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By n1a1t1h1a1n1 - 11/12/2012 07:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML

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By still had to pay - 23/12/2012 21:36 - Australia

Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML

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By santashelper - 05/12/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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Hail Santa

By Holidayruined - 26/12/2021 10:59

Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML

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By stupidsantaclaus - 08/10/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML

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Lies

By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, at work, as a camp counselor, I was discussing how stupid the idea of Santa is to a coworker, and how every parent should tell their kids the truthLies. The intercom microphone was on. I single-handedly told a group of 100 six year-olds that Santa isn't real. FML

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He's not??

By Anonymous - 22/12/2023 08:00

Today, my daughter ran up to an old man with a white beard and a red sweater because she thought he might be Santa. He was a homeless dude, drunk at 9 in the morning. He told her to either give him money or f**k off, then screamed at her that "Santa’s not real, grow up r*tard." She’s still crying FML

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By TooTallNiCo - 28/11/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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By Santa - 25/12/2014 03:01 - United States - Cocoa

Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML

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By Cherie - 07/12/2010 18:25 - United States

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

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By unknown - 17/12/2012 11:37 - Canada

Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML

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Corrupt_waffles 13

Tuesday 11 December 2012 11:52

That is just awful!!! Of course I don't belive in him cause I'm a Jew but let the kid have his childhood! He will find out sooner or later.

raiganator 10

Tuesday 11 December 2012 11:54

Spoiler alert.

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Sputnikspak 13

Tuesday 11 December 2012 13:45

Wow, that is pretty damn horrible. I believed in Santa when I was a little kid (stopped around age 7 when my brother (age 5) and I found our 'Santa' gifts). I can't remember feeling remotely mad or upset about it. Mom just explained that Santa embodies the spirit of Christmas. We kept getting gifts 'from Santa' until a couple of years ago (We're both in our mid-20's now!). What an asshole.

PhishloverA 14

Tuesday 11 December 2012 13:49

That guy's a moron. Since when did you say anything about Santa when asking your son what he wanted? Some idiots need clocked in the teeth

MrsAlexander83 10

Tuesday 11 December 2012 13:53

I would have said "I found your nose...AND it's in my business!!" As a parent you have the right to let your child stay little for as long as possible. Why not believe in magic?! Cause the world sure isn't like that. I say let kids stay young for as long as possible. Just wondering but at what point did your kids get their earmuffs? Greatest movie ever and I totally started yelling "earmuffs" to my kids and up their hands go to cover their ears.

_wraith 15

Tuesday 11 December 2012 16:32

I would thumb this up more if I could! Earmuffs!

GwylaFelidae 7

Tuesday 11 December 2012 19:08

What movie is this? I don't remember that line...

HortonThelephant 15

Tuesday 11 December 2012 13:56

God bless public transportation! and those celery munching hippies want me to give up my car to ride the bus..yeah .NO

thew_fml 14

Tuesday 11 December 2012 14:13

yes, everyone who thinks there is a better way to not pollute the air with carcinogenic poison is a celery munching hippie. and you are so much more important than the planet as a whole. this god you invoke hates you for killing his world

ambitiousnygrl 17

Tuesday 11 December 2012 14:06

After they walked away, I would have turned to the kid and said, "See. Now that's why you don't do drugs. It messes with your brain!" It's simply making lemon aid out of lemons.