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By n1a1t1h1a1n1 - 11/12/2012 07:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML
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Corrupt_waffles 13

That is just awful!!! Of course I don't belive in him cause I'm a Jew but let the kid have his childhood! He will find out sooner or later.

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Nath1G 4

Well somebodys getting a lump of coal for christmas.. Santa is very vengeful like that!

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Dracoboxer357 35

14- He might be lucky if Santa only bothers to dropped his britches on his way by to take a dump down his chimney. :p No child deserves that crap from some twit simply for riding the bus with his daddy. Those kinda stunts really piss me off. :p

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raven1911 3

well the guy was total d-dag, and should have mined his own business, but you got admit he was right, most parents lie their butts off to their kids when their young like the easter bunny, Santa, tooth fairy

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FMLshark 12

I hate when d-dags don't mine their own business. I don't let anyone mine in my business.

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Aregonde 15

Except the OP hadn't said anything about Santa Claus before this creep chimed in.

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U_GotitDude 18

Someone didn't get any Christmas gifts when they were younger...

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onlychildFTW 33

That seems like the first thing a parent would teach their kid. I know I would.

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ktc24 3

He was right... But not cool. Let the kid work it out on his own!

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fsomelife 26

This must have been the long-lost twin of the OP who went batshit on a mom for buying her autistic kid an iPad.

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TallMist 32

Now I'm curious as to what that FML says exactly, comments and all.

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olpally 32

Proceed to tell your son that the man is the grinch and he's trying to steal Christmas and not listen to him. :)

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venus89 17

He's a mean one, Mr. Grinch!

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RedPillSucks 31

Good one. His heart is two sizes too small.

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ICastillo 24

I'm guessing something else is two sizes to small with all that anger.

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desireev 17

He's as cuddly as a cactus. He's as charming as an eel. Mr. Grinch!

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joe502 3

I would have beat his arse!!!!!!!!!!!!! Violence is not always the answer but when it comes to my kids.... They are mine... And I go all spider money on someone just to keep them innocent/safe!

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thatonename 7

I totally get what your saying and agree, but I have to point out the irony. Beating the shit out of someone to keep your child innocent? Just was funny to me.

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lalapookie 3

how is your child witnessing you beat the shit out of a crazy stranger going to keep her innocent? GIVE YOUR ******* HEAD A SHAKE!

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xXxpinkdinosaurs 2

Well, he had to learn eventually. At least he didn't see it himself. When I was 4, I found out the hard way... :/

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erinchick1 7

My older sister ruined it for me at age 4 too

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odamaliekh 26

It's a difference between learning santa isn't real and get your dreams crushed by some random grinch..

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RedPillSucks 31

How did you find out the hard way? Did santa have an erection while you were sitting on his lap?

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